Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

this website is a bad joke

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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