- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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