- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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