Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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