- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

black chicken. kfc

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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