- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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