- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

I'm tired.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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