A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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