- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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