- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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