- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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