why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Yes

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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