- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Potassium? K.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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