Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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