what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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