- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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