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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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