What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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