- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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