What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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