- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

knock knock come in

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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