Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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dat shoe shine tho

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Indians

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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