- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

knock knock come in

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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