What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

every cloud has a silver lining

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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