- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

u know whats a crime? rape

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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