How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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The queen having a shit

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's up? Your time.

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Turkeys are obese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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