Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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