- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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