- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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