- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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