- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Poker face

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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