why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Poker face

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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