How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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