- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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