A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's 1+1? 69.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Get up Look in the mirror

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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