A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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