What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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An anti-joke

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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guess what what ...

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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