There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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