- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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