- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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