- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is green and slow Grass.

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