- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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