what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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