Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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