what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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