Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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