Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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