who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Women's rights

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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