- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Women's rights

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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