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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

The Morman Religion.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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