What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

This is an anti- joke

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's 9+10 Ebola

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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