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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is life? Paul.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.