- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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