- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

roses are red poo is poo

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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