Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Mogok Papiti.

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