What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A young baby died.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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kennah campion... being nice

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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