- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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