whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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A fat guy!

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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