- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

penis. nuff said.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Kevin and Ramin

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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