- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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