- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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