- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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